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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

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The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.

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Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty. If it is loaded my immortal and inflexible purpose is to get over the fence and go home. My invariable practice in war has been to bring out of every fight two-thirds more men than when I went in. This seems to me Napoleonic in its grandeur.

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Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

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I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

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Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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