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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

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None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

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You can't no more teach what you ain't learned than you can come from where you ain't been.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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Does the human being reason? No; he thinks, muses, reflects, but does not reason...that is, in the two things which are the peculiar domain of the heart, not the mind, politics and religion. He doesn't want to know the other side. He wants arguments and statistics for his own side, and nothing more.

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I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

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A wanton waste of projectiles.

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One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.

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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

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