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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.

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Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.

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There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

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To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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