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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done.

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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The bane of Americans is overwork-and the ruin of any work is a divided interest. Concentrate-concentrate. One thing at a time.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion

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The ancients stole all our ideas from us.

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The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

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Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

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Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

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