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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

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Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'

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Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

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How slow and still the time did drag along.

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There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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