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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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It was the most earnest ambition I ever had....Not that I ever really wanted to be a preacher, but because it never occurred to me that a preacher could be damned. It looked like a safe job.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

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To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth.

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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never again be washed clean. I know this by my own experience, & to this day I cherish an unappeased bitterness against the unfaithful guardians of my young life, who not only permitted but compelled me to read an unexpurgated Bible through before I was 15 years old. None can do that and ever draw a clean sweet breath again on this side of the grave.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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