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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

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History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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Heroine: girl who is perfectly charming to live with, in a book.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them.

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When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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But they (the infantry) had no use for boys of twelve and thirteen, and before I had a chance in another war, the desire to kill people to whom I had not been introduced had passed away.

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.

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A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.

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Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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