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I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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Do one thing every day you don't want to do.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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