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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: “Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.” Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

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All human rules are more or less idiotic.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written -- it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself.

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.

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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.

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