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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

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My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.

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The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.

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Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

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Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

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I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

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Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

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And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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