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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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If we read the words and attitudes of the past through the pompous "wisdom" of the considered moral judgments of the present, we will find nothing but error.

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You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had (and worn out and flung away) hundreds and hundreds of religions; today he has hundreds and hundreds of religions, and launches not fewer than three new ones every year. I could enlarge on that number and still be within the facts.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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It is curious and interesting to notice what an attraction a fussy, mincing, nickel-plated word has for you.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

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I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

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My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

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None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

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The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.

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There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

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Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

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When a man stands on the verge of seventy-two you know perfectly well that he never reached that place without knowing what this life is - heartbreaking bereavement.

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