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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

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A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

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All right, then, I'll go to hell.

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But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

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This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit. To see the sun sink down, drowned in his pink and purple and golden floods, and overwhelm Florence with tides of color that make all the sharp lines dim and faint and turn the solid city to a city of dreams, is a sight to stir the coldest nature, and make a sympathetic one drunk with ecstasy.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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