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There is no accounting for human beings.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

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I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

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Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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I have done more for San Francisco than any of its old residents. Since I left there it has increased in population fully 300,000. I could have done more - I could have gone earlier - it was suggested.

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Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?

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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense

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If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

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Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

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The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

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Dance like nobody's looking.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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