Mark Twain Quotes, Men Quotes, Vices Quotes

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

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There's some human instinct which makes a man treasure what he is not to make any use of, because everybody does not possess it.

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Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

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Do not offer a compliment and ask a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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