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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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The best of us would rather be popular than right.

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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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I thought tamarinds were made to eat, but that was probably not the idea. I ate several, and it seemed to me that they were rather sour that year. They pursed up my lips, till they resembled the stem-end of a tomato, and I had to take my sustenance through a quill for twenty-four hours. They sharpened my teeth till I could have shaved with them, and gave them a 'wire edge' that I was afraid would stay; but a citizen said 'no, it will come off when the enamel does' - which was comforting, at any rate. I found, afterward, that only strangers eat tamarinds - but they only eat them once.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

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There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Man seems to be a rickety poor sort of thing, any way you take him; a kind of British Museum of infirmities and inferiorities. He is always undergoing repairs. A machine that was as unreliable as he is would have no market.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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