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The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.

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Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

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The problem with education is school.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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One must travel, to learn.

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They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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When I take up one of Jane Austen's books ... I feel like a barkeep entering the kingdom of heaven. I know what his sensation would be and his private comments. He would not find the place to his taste, and he would probably say so.

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As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

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