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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.

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In literature imitations do not imitate.

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Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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Gold in its native state is but dull, unornamental stuff, and only lowborn metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with an ostentatious glitter. However, like the rest of the world, I still go on underrating men of gold and glorifying men of mica.

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These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.

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People who always feel jolly, no matter where they are or what happens to themwho have the organ of hope preposterously developedwho are endowed with an uncongealable sanguine temperamentwho never feel concerned about the price of cornand who cannot, by any possibility, discover any but the bright side of a pictureare very apt to go to extremes, and exaggerate with 40-horse microscopic power.

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