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It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

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I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

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It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

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My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian. Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan. All those Salem witches were ancestors of mine. Your people made it tropical for them. . . . The first slave brought into New England out of Africa was an ancestor of mine-for I am a mixed breed, an infinitely shaded and exquisite Mongrel.

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It's so damned humiliating.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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