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Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

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S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

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...majority Patriotism is the customary Patriotism.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

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I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do. Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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