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It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.

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Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Well, my book is written-let it go. But if it were only to write over again there wouldn't be so many things left out. They burn in me; and they keep multiplying; but now they can't ever be said. And besides, they would require a library-and a pen warmed up in hell.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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Never tell a lie-except for practice.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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