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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his life he could not have kept two of these young creatures satisfactorily refreshed, even if he had fifteen experts to help him. Necessarily almost the entire thousand had to go hungry for years and years on a stretch. Conceive of a man hardhearted enough to look daily upon all that suffering and not be moved to mitigate it.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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Few of us stand prosperity; another man's I mean.

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

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To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.

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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

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The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.

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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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