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  • Student :- Teacher main baap kaise banunga..??? Teacher :- Ek pari aasman se aayegi or tumhari wife ko baby de degi....:-) Student :- Toh mujhe leni kis ki hai, Wife ki ya Pari ki...??????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe, "Hey Bhagwan ya tune kya kiya."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • सब बोलते :speaking_head: है यार :relaxed: बता वो :person_with_blond_hair: ‍कैसी है,
    तो यारों :two_men_holding_hands: सुनो:ear:,
    दिखने :v: मैं भोली है,
    लेकिन बंदूक :gun: कि गोली :pill: है, कभी फ़ोन :iphone:
    बीजी रहा तो डायरेक्ट
    ब्रेकअप :broken_heart: कि धमकी :joy: देती :broken_heart: है..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • चुप चाप चल रहे थे अपनी मंज़िल की और .... फिर ठेके पर नज़र पड़ी और गुमराह से हो गये हम
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao. . .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se, Ya phir dekho Ambreen se, Nahi to shayed Nosheen se, Or hosakta hai k Zareen se, Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Me- Papa Aaj Mene 5000 Rs Kamaye. . . . Dad: Great Beta But How ? . . . Me: Satta Lagaya Tha IPL Match Pe :-D . . Dad: Harami Kaha Se Sikha Yeh Sab ? . . Me: IIN Se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha! "What is Nitrate..?" . . . Ladki sharma kar boli . . . . . . . . . . . "Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho... NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k liye...aur hotel ka alag
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? K.k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • 44 44 44 44 444444 44 44 Magical sweet sms. Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi hoga.Try it.:I m also shockd.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bejaan phoolon ko khushbhu dena koi apse sikhe, Rote hue ko hasana koi apse sikhe, DOSTI karna toh har koi janta par nibhana . . . . . . Oye hello! koi mujhse sikhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Cheer Ke Dikhau.. To Dard Dhoondh Na Paaoge.. Waah Waah Dil Cheer Ke Dikhau.. To Dard Dhoondh Na Paaoge.. Kyonki Dard To Mere Sir Me Hai.. Waris ali ansari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo, Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo, Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo, Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki, Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo. hahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Ballemil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya? . Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu! . Ladki-Matlab? . Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah! Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de. Agrre boy to thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • भूकंप की वजह से एडमिन को भारी नुकसान... . . . . . . . चाय पीते वक़्त आधा बिस्कुट चाय में गिरा। एडमिन सदमे में
    • 10 years ago



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