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  • Jab Rogi Ke Ghar Walo Ko Doctor Ne Btaya, Ki Ye Ab Jyada Dair Ke Mehman Nahi H To. Uske Pass Gaye Or Bole Ye Dawai To Pee Lo. Mareej: Nahi Ab Inse Kuch Nahi Hoga. Inhe Peekar Kya Karunga. Nahi Ye To Pls Pee Lo Warna Ye Sari Kharab Chali Jayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • saheb talent ki bat mat kro india me. . . . . . . Yaha chote se chokre bettery ko muh se chattkr btb dete he ki kitni charge he, , , , , #Rockstar_lokesh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai To Sab Auraton Ko MAA Kaha Karo.. Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega, Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Training k doran 1 officer ney 1 sipahi sy pouch:yeh hath main kaya hai? Sipahi rab nawaz:sir yeh bandooq hai officer:yeh bandooq nai tumhari izat aur shan hai tumhari maa hai maa. Then officer to next pathan sipahi: yeh kaya hai pathan:sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi aur hamari khala hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Accident hua. . . .ek admi ka hath cut gya or wo jor jor se chilane lagaPapu Oye ro kyu rha hai hath hi to cut a haiWo dekh us admi ko uska Gala cut gya hai phir v chup chap leta hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • ભગો સાઇકલ લઇને અંધારી રાતે કબ્રસ્તાનમાં ઘુસી ગ્યો.
    બીજા દરવાજેથી નીકળીને ઉભા.. પરસેવો લુછતા લુછતા કયે

    મારો હાળો આ ક્યો રોડ હતો.. અટલા બધા બંપરીયા....!!! :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • कहे कवि मित्र ध्यान से, सुन लो बात हमारी । बिना अक्ल के भी होती है, नर पर नारी भारी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko kaha tute hui dil 6e pyar krogi k dil tutne tak pyar krogi ladki boli tute hui chapal 6e mar khaoge ki chapal tutne tak mar khaoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये इंडिया है प्यारे...... यहाँ धर्मेन्द्र को तो कुत्तों का खून पीना पसन्द है... पर उसकी घरवाली..... केंट RO पानी पीने की सलाह देती है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज़ है:- रोज़ रोज़ वज़न नापकर क्या करना है, एक दिन तो सबने मरना है, चार दिन की है ज़िंदगी, खा लो जी भर के, अगला जन्म फिर 3 किलो से शुरु करना है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai. Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhakat Subah Mandir Gaya Bhagwan Ke Darshan Karne, Aur Cycle Wahi Bhul Aaya. Yaad Aane Par Dodta Hua Gaya, Uski Cycle Wahi Salamat Thi. Iss Par Kush Hokar Weh Dobara Bhagwan Ke Samne Hath Jodne Gaya. Lekin Jab Wapas Aaya To Cycle Gayab Thi. Jai Ho Ghante Wale Bhagwan Ki Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hathi ghoda palki JAI KANHAIYA LAL KI .!. Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya: Listen mere lala, ....Wo City Ki item Tu Village Ka Gwala Thats why U Kala... ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil aarmano sn houseful hai, Pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, Is duniya mei har cheez wonderful hai par khali haat jaana ye kudrat ka rul hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi; Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi; Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi; Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . . . Maine Toh Nayi Patta Li Tujhe Kya Milla ? Baba Ji Ka Thullu......
    • 10 years ago



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