Bahut Dard Hota He Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki..
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Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage
Wale Ka Answer 1 Hi Hai..
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Tab Dil Se Aawaz Ati He To
Saale Sawal Bhi To 1 Hi Tha.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Chhoti aa khelenge
nhi tm hamari le lenge
dekh isme kitna pyar bhara h
nhi hume pta h aapka bohat bda h..
aa dekh ye teri khubsurti ko aur bi nikhar dega...
nhi ye hmari phad dega..
jise atcha laga wo like aur commemt kre..
Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai,
Ladkiyan::
Meri Lo Na,
Meri Akeli Ki Lo,
Ye Meri Frnd Hai,
Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo.
Khade Khade Lena.
Inn aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Humari dosti ko kabhi azmaya na karo,
Tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai,
Unhe yu aansuo mein na gavaya karo.
Aisi Kya Dua Du Apko
Jo Apke Labo Pe Hasi K Phool Khila De
Bas Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
K Khuda Jaldi Se Apki Shadi Kara De.
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Oye Hoye Muskurahat To Dekho.
Ek College Mein Ladke Aur Ladki Ke,
Bich Mein Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi
Ladke Ne Uski Ch00t Mein Ungli De Di
Ladki: Teri Ye Himmat?
Ladka: Tune Hi To Kaha Thha,
Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar.
Baap Bete Se:
Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe Papa Mat Kahna
Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To
Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.