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  • Ultimate Insult- Teacher To Student: Jo Doosre Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota Hai? Student: Sir, Kya MatKab Me Samjha Nahi.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE, Breakfast:ID-LEE, Festival:DIWA-LEE, Actress:SONA-LEE,Music:QAWA-LEE, Film:COO- LEE, Animal:BILL-LEE.Timepass: KHUJ-LEE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka : Kal Raat Mere Spane Mein Salman Sharma Aaya Tha, Aur Tumhare Sath Jabardasti Karne Ki Kosish Kar Raha Tha. Ladki : To Kya Maine Usne Sab Kuch Karne Diya. Ladka : Nahi Tumne Saaf Mana Kar Diya. Ladki: Phir To Koi Or Ladki Hogi Wo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कबीर दास - “ आज का काम कल पर मत छोड़ो क्योंकि हो सकता है कल प्रलय आ जाये और सब ख़तम हो जाये.” . . . . . . आज के नौजवान - आज का काम कल पे जरुर छोड़ो … हो सकता है कल उसके लिए कोई मशीन आ जाये और काम और भी आसान हो जाये…..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer.."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Miss apkey apple mujey tuch ho rahey hai teacher:Apple mairey hain apko kaya takleef hai? Boy:miss apple apkey hi hain laikin juice mairey ganey ka nikal raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!. By-jmsp
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोदी जी ने दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ाया पर... नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Toota Hua " Idea " Ka Sim Mila Sadak Par.. . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Koi " IIN " Student Fail Hogaya :D:D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 Rupay may 500 sMs …
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Makhkhi Ganje Aadmi K Sir Pe Baithi Thi, Dusre Ne Kaha- Wah! Kya Ghar Mila Tujhe, 1st Makhkhi- Nahi Re, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy, Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hyn. Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene Ek Murga Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Fir Se Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Fir Se Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Muje Bahut Gussa Aaya , Mene Use Kata , Seka, Bnaya ,Or Khaya, Fir B Sla Niche Se Nikal Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar I Miss u Yaar.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • सरकार ने नया रूल पास किया हे , beautiful लड़कियों और handsome लड़कों को पर्सनालिटी टेक्स लगेगा हँसो मत ................... मुझे पता हे आप बच गए पर मेरी तो वाट लग गई ना।
    • 10 years ago



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