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  • Harami bacha: Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lgti H, M Aap se Shaadi Krna Chahta Hu” Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat H” Bacha: “Miss, M Try Karunga Ki Bachay Na Ho,Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Krenge.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Specal..... c("") Tea Only . .""" For U Ise Piyo Adrak Ka Swad Aayega... . Aaya.? . Nahi Aaya.? . Sorry Yaar... . "Bandar Kya Jane "Adrak" Ka Swad.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Wah Wah Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Daya bola.. “Payment sabko milti hai, Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Ladki Aaj Bhi Thand Me Mar Rahi Hai, Jisko Maine 1 Baar Kaha Tha, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum Bina Swetar Ke Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bite the Neck Gently Chew the Breast Softly Spread the Legs Slowly Tatse the Juice Excitingly That is how you have to enjoy a Chick . Tandoori Chicken
    • 10 years ago



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  • arz hai.. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi Ki Uski Doosri aankh Bhi Usi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi.. Waris ali ansasi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • सच्चे दोस्त वे होते हैं जो… ? ? ? ? ? मदद करने से पहले दुनिया भर की गालियां देते हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya ? . . . Me :- Nahi, Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब ये कौन अफवाह फैला रहा है की...!!! . . मरने के बाद...!!! मरने वाले का मोबाइल...!!! . जब तक Format न किया जाये...!!! . तब तक उसकी आत्मा भटकती रहेगी...!!!"**
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja. Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Sunny Leone came to Comedy Nights with Kapil. A guy from the Audience says: Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: Guru, Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota, Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, Har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये इंडिया है प्यारे...... यहाँ धर्मेन्द्र को तो कुत्तों का खून पीना पसन्द है... पर उसकी घरवाली..... केंट RO पानी पीने की सलाह देती है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chhi! She is having cold. aapki soch ko ek baar fir salaam...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye. . . . SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anjali :- Teacher Se... Sir,Aap Sab Ke Identity Card Par Stamp Kyu Marte Hai, Teacher :- Stamp Marne Se Hi Identity Card Ka Value Hota Hai Nahi Toh Nahi, Anjali :- Par Aap Mere Identity Card Par Stamp Nahi Mariyenga, Teacher :- Kyu? Anjali :- Kyu Ki Mera Kapra Ganda Ho Zayenga...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Sawloantita-Sawloantita.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Aur Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
    • 10 years ago



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