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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give a really unbiased opinion, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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A live unexamined isn't worth living. I will add, "A life unlived isn't worth examining.

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A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it.

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What the hell is an oboe?

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Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.

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If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

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An alliterative prefix served as an ornament of oratory.

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I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure. I did it to the full, as one should do everything that one does. There was no pleasure I did not experience.

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Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.

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The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

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I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

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Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.

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Shallow sorrows and shallow loves live on. The loves and sorrows that are great are destroyed by their own plenitude.

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Fashion rests upon folly. Art rests upon law. Fashion is ephemeral. Art is eternal. Indeed what is a fashion really? A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months! It is quite clear that were it beautiful and rational we would not alter anything that combined those two rare qualities. And wherever dress has been so, it has remained unchanged in law and principle for many hundred years.

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Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!" "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing." "That may be, but the muffins are the same!

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And alien tears will fill for him pity's long broken urn. For his mourners will all be outcast men, and outcasts always mourn.

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