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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing. And when Humanity lands there, it looks out, and, seeing a better country, sets sail. Progress is the realisation of Utopias.

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The 19thc hatred of Realism is Caliban's enraged reaction to seeing his own face in the mirror. The 19thc rejection of Romanticism is Caliban's fury at not seeing his face reflected in the mirror.

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Those who have much are often greedy. Those who have little always share.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

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The sick do not ask if the hand that smoothes their pillow is pure, nor the dying care if the lips that touch their brow have known the kiss of sin.

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Dear little Swallow,’ said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvelous things, but more marvelous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery.

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Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

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Whenever one has anything unpleasant to say, one should always be quite candid.

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How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver.

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To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.

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The value of an idea has nothing whatever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.

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Your machinery is beautiful. Your society people have apologized to me for the envious ridicule with which your newspapers have referred to me. Your newspapers are comic but never amusing. Your Water Tower is a castellated monstrosity with pepperboxes stuck all over it. I am amazed that any people could so abuse Gothic art and make a structure not like a water tower but like a tower of a medieval castle. It should be torn down. It is a shame to spend so much money on buildings with such an unsatisfactory result. Your city looks positively dreary.

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He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigraph on his tombstone.

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Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out.

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Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

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When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

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When people talk to us about others they are usually dull. When they talk to us about themselves they are nearly always interesting.

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