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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.

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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

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Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments

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Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.

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The world has been made by fools that wise men may live in it.

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Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

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In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.

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Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one center of pain.

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But beauty, real beauty, ends where an intellectual expression begins. Intellect is in itself a mode of exaggeration, and destroys the harmony of any face. The moment one sits down to think, one becomes all nose, or all forehead, or something horrid. Look at the successful men in any of the learned professions. How perfectly hideous they are! Except, of course, in the Church. But then in the Church they don't think.

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Love is not fashionable anymore; the poets have killed it.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It would be horribly selfish if it wanted all the other flowers in the garden to be both red and roses.

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Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.

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A beggar hates his benefactor as much as he hates himself for begging.

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I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

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The truth is never pure and rarely simple.

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