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Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

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A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

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I did not understand them but they did not have any mystery, and when I understood them they meant nothing to me. I was sorry about this but there was nothing I could do about it.

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The thing is to become a master and in your old age to acquire the courage to do what children did when they knew nothing.

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I always try to write on the principle of the iceberg. There is seven-eighths of it underwater for every part that shows.

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Never mistake motion for action.

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It's harder to write in the third person but the advantage is you move around better.

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The worst death for anyone is to lose the center of his being, the thing he really is. Retirement is the filthiest word in the language. Whether by choice or by fate, to retire from what you do - and makes you what you are - is to back up into the grave.

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The only thing that can ruin a good day is people.

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He rested sitting on the un-stepped mast and sail and tried not to think but only to endure.

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Yes, they have more money.

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My big fish must be somewhere.

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The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed.

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French is the language of diplomacy. Spanish is the language of bureaucracy.

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The great artist when he comes, uses everything that has been discovered or known about his art up to that point, being able to accept or reject in a time so short it seems that the knowledge was born with him, rather than that he takes instantly what it takes the ordinary man a lifetime to know, and then the great artist goes beyond what has been done or known and makes something of his own.

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What is the definition of guts? Grace under pressure.

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Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

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Being against evil doesn't make you good.

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What difference does it make if you live in a picturesque little outhouse surrounded by 300 feeble minded goats and your faithful dog? The question is: Can you write?

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Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.

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