George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Winning Quotes

Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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