George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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I read the newspaper.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

6 years ago

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I read the newspaper.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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