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We ought to make the pie higher.

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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