George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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