George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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