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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

6 years ago

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

6 years ago

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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