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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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