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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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