Abe Burrows Quotes, Humor Quotes, Able Quotes

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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