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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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