George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Hands Quotes

The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

6 years ago

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Our priorities is our faith.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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