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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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