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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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