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Kosovians can move back in.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

6 years ago

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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Take the life issue. This issue requires a president and an administration leading our nation to understand the importance of life. This whole faith-based initiative really ties into a larger cultural issue that we're working on. It begins to affect the life issue, as well as the human dignity issue, because when you're talking about welcoming people of faith to help people who are disadvantaged and are unable to defend themselves, the logical step is also those babies.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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In brief, sir, study what you most affect.

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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

6 years ago

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

6 years ago

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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