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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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