George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Mean Quotes

Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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