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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

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Her skin was white as leprosy.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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