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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.
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- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
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- People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.
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- Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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- A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.
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- What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
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- What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
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- Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
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- I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
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- His face was filled with broken commandments.
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- He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
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- I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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- Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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- The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
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- A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
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