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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- The 100% American is 99% idiot.
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- Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
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- Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.
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- I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.
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- He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
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- In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
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- EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
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- He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
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- Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
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- What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
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- Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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- Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
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- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
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- In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
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- Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.
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- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
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- I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
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- Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.
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- Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
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