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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

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God was bored by him.

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His face was filled with broken commandments.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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