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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

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Better never than late.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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