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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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Her skin was white as leprosy.

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Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

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The 100% American is 99% idiot.

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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