Mark Twain Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Heart Quotes

'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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Her skin was white as leprosy.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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Better never than late.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

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