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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

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BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

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Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

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FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

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Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

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Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

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I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to one another without first ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of strangers.

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VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.

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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

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Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

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One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

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SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.

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