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When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

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Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

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The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.

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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!

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Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to be one of the great cosmic elementary forces. When the atom of hydrogen draws the atom of chlorine towards it to form the perfected molecule of hydrochloric acid, the force which it exerts may be intrinsically similar to that which draws me to you. Attraction and repulsion appear to be the primary forces. This is attraction.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

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I don't even know what street Canada is on.

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Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.

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Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Always obey your parents - when they are present.

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