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Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?

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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.

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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."

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... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.

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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

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There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur."

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

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" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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