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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my derision and contempt . . .

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One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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But it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in the most humorous sadness.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

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We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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