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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.

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I hate babies. They're so human.

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Women and elephants never forget an injury.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.

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Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?

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It was one thing to go to the end of the world; it was quite another thing to make oneself at home there. Even respectability seemed to lose some of its virtue when one practiced it in a tent.

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I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar Khayyám. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers; shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.

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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

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His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

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Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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Whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, every one assumes that it has been carried out "under orders" from somewhere or another; no one seems to think that there are people who might like to kill their neighbours now and then.

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Romance at short notice was her speciality.

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And the vagueness of his alarm added to its terrors; when once you have taken the Impossible into your calculations its possibilities become practically limitless.

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Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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