Hector Hugh Munro Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Sheep Quotes

A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.

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You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.

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It is an admitted fact that the ordinary tomtit of commerce has a sounder aesthetic taste than the average female relative in the country.

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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

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People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die.

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A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

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There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

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Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?

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I think oysters are more beautiful than any religion,' he resumed presently. 'They not only forgive our unkindness to them; they justify it, they incite us to go on being perfectly horrid to them. Once they arrive at the supper-table they seem to enter thoroughly into the spirit of the thing. There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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Whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, every one assumes that it has been carried out "under orders" from somewhere or another; no one seems to think that there are people who might like to kill their neighbours now and then.

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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.

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