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I think oysters are more beautiful than any religion,' he resumed presently. 'They not only forgive our unkindness to them; they justify it, they incite us to go on being perfectly horrid to them. Once they arrive at the supper-table they seem to enter thoroughly into the spirit of the thing. There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

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Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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I believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.

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Whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, every one assumes that it has been carried out "under orders" from somewhere or another; no one seems to think that there are people who might like to kill their neighbours now and then.

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The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time.

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All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's; a few gifted individuals manage to do both.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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Romance at short notice was her speciality.

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Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

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I always say beauty is only sin deep.

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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

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If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

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